Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie Play 'Never Have I Ever'

I don't think I should have gotten fired

from that job either

'cause I fisted a cow, so I like really put in the work.

You did.

[Paris And Nicole] Hi, British Vogue.

I'm Paris-

And I'm Nicole.

And today, we're playing Never Have I Ever.

[paper rustling]

Never have I ever had a paranormal experience.

You have? Yeah.

Oh my God, tell me.

At Brooklawn.

Whoa. At my grandma's old house-

Yeah?

We were just like in the playroom,

and a crown like started like floating across the room.

In the air?

[Paris] Yes.

Whoa.

Because supposedly,

a girl who had like lived there before,

something happened in the driveway like a 100 years ago,

and people would see her in the mirror-

Sick. Brushing her hair.

Oh my God. So scary.

Well, I've never had one,

but I loved Candyman growing up

and I would go in the bathroom-

[Paris] Yes.

So scary.

We used to do that at school. At school, yeah.

We would go in the bathroom

and just like say Candyman in the mirror five times

and pray that he would come, but he didn't.

[paper rustling]

Make it a good one.

Yes.

Never have I ever said 'that's hot'

in an inappropriate context.

I feel like it's never like, inappropriate,

it just works for everything.

It fits into all scenarios.

Even if you can't hear what someone's saying,

sometimes I'll just be like, That's hot,

just because whatever.

Sick.

[laughing] Yes.

[Nicole laughing]

[paper rustling]

Never have I ever started a rumor.

[Paris and Nicole laughing]

Oh my God, I love starting rumors,

I do it to my friends all the time.

And I like to say pass it on to see if it's gonna catch,

and it never does.

I gotta get better at it. [Paris laughing]

But I try, I try a lot.

No one believes anything I say anyway,

so I think that's the main problem.

[paper rustling]

Never have I ever met my celebrity crush.

This was back when we were teenagers,

Nicole and I are actually together at this

every year they do-

Are you gonna say the The Pediatric AIDS Foundation?

Yeah.

That's what I was gonna say.

Who's your crush, Luke Perry?

It was Luke Perry, yeah.

Same!

Oh my God. We were together,

we were so excited.

I remember waiting in line- We were so excited.

[Paris] And we like, met him.

I have the photos still, yeah.

And we were like so jacked up

'cause we were both obsessed with Beverly Hills, 90210.

We were obsessed, yes.

Every Wednesday, we'd go to each other's houses,

watch it together.

Mm-hmm.

And then we had a bunch of pet rats,

and we named them after the characters on 90210

'cause we loved the show so much.

Yup, I had Tori, you had Jennie.

I had Brian Austin Green.

Yeah. [Paris laughing]

I don't know where to get rats now, but-

At Petco, they have them.

They do? Mm-hmm.

We should get one. [laughing]

We should get one.

I was just gonna say that! So cute.

Today, after this.

Cute! Let's go. [laughing]

[paper rustling]

Never have I ever rewatched 'The Simple Life.'

I watch The Simple Life all the time,

it's my favorite show.

Every episode is hilarious.

It's something that's just so fun to watch

and just relive so many memories.

I did see some clips when we decided to do this reunion,

but other than that, I have not seen it since.

My intimate cow moment comes up a lot.

Iconic.

[paper rustling]

Never have I ever

said 'Sanasa' in an everyday conversation.

Sanasa is something that Nicole and I have been saying

since we were like seven years old.

It's a song that we made up.

We're like birds.

Mm-hmm.

[Nicole] Yeah.

I love that.

It's like a little bird call.

♪ Sanasa ♪

♪ Sanasa ♪

♪ Sanasasa ♪

♪ Sanasa ♪

I don't Sanasa to my kids, but you do.

I do. Yeah.

I sent Nicole a video the other day

of Phoenix, my little boy, and he loves singing Sanasa,

yes.

And it's so cute to hear him say it

in his little baby voice.

[paper rustling]

Never have I ever been fired.

Well, I've been fired from every job that I've had,

every like nine-to-five job, but I really did try.

And I think I should get an A for effort.

Agreed.

I don't think I should have gotten fired

for putting anal salty wiener burgers on-

[laughing] Boogers.

I think that I was being creative.

And I'm very good at Scrabble apparently.

Is that how you do Scrabble?

I think so. Yeah.

So I don't think that that was right, so I'm pissed.

[paper rustling]

Never have I ever canceled plans

to spend time with my pet.

Oh my gosh.

Everyone has those days where you just can't go out

because you need a night with your cats.

And I have many of those.

Or the dogs, or the chickens, or my turtles,

or even a night with my bees is pretty relaxing.

I'm obsessed with my pets, I love my animals so much.

Sometimes I say I love animals more than people.

So there's definitely been some nights

where I just didn't even really wanna go,

so instead I just hung out with my puppies.

Like nothing is better than a nice '90s erotic thriller

with your pets.

Erotic?

Like a '90s erotic thriller,

like Hand That Rocks the Cradle.

You know, it's like a certain time.

[paper rustling]

Never have I ever worn twinning outfits.

With Nicole.

This bitch right here.

We've been twinning since we were two.

We went to school in a uniform,

and then we also went to a summer program

that was at our school, and this was the '80s,

and my mom would buy the summer T-shirts

that we were allowed to wear.

The neon pink. [laughing]

She'd put shoulder pads in them and bedazzle them.

And we like put our own spin on our summer camps uniform.

My mom just like treat us like twins.

Like every outfit she would buy me, she would buy Paris,

and we just always wore the same thing.

Nicole and I have known each other for our entire lives,

so I feel like basically everything you asked

was things that we've done together, so.

We already did.

I like that we have the same celebrity crush moment

in our heads.

Yeah,

and that was definitely the only same crush we've ever had.

That we've ever had, yeah.

'Cause we always have the opposite taste.

Yeah.

Thank you, British Vogue, that was so much fun.

And we'll see you guys next time.

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